That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... Smelly!?!?

        You know the smell. After coming or going somewhere late at night. You could be crossing the street, turning a dark corner, going up the stairs, but it is undoubtedly ALWAYS happens when you are on the subway car. There is the  person walking but generally sleeping and using their stench to clear out a whole subway car all by themselves. Don’t get me wrong it is unfortunate that some people sadly smell this bad and in some situations it is not their fault, I am just saying what people are typically thinking. 

Question 1: Who smells this bad? 

Answer: If there is a politically correct term, I am not aware of it but let's just go to the idea that whoever is defeating the world with their stench can really do a great job at it. 

Question 2: What is the smell?

Answer: Unless you know the smell, you don't want to think about it. The simple fact that you had to smell the smell in the first place is enough to make you need a hug and then a bag to vomit it. Let me create a snatch off scent: think of the main line to the sewer as a father and the Staten Island dump as a mother, and they reproduced: that is the “smelly smell.”  

Question 3: Where does the smell occur?
Answer: As I already scared the idea into you; an alley way, simply walking across the street, but MOSTLY the subway (in a weird way it’s the N or Q after hours).  

Question 4: When does it happen?
Answer: We never know. 

Question five: Why do they smell that bad? 

Answer: I don’t know and I don’t think I want to know. There are some questions in this world that do not need to be answered and this question perhaps is one of them. 

Hypothesis: Generally the thought that come to mind is that they have not properly bathed in the past few weeks or months (the smell can be so potent that you may even anticipate it has been over a year). The person may have even use the bathroom on themselves, but it could pain some us to envision that type of image.

Question 6: How can you prepare for the smelly smell?
Answer: If there is an answer to this, PLEASE SHARE!